shoheifukunaga:

why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade

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callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

Five Nights at Freddy's Song
The Living Tombstone

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livingtombstone:

Lyrics: 

Verse 1:

We’re waiting every night

to finally roam and invite

newcomers to play with us

for many years we’ve been all alone

We’re forced to be still and play

The same songs we’ve known since that day

An imposter took our life away

Now we’re stuck here to decay

Pre-Chorus:

Please let us get in!

don’t lock us away!

We’re not like what you’re thinking

We’re poor little souls

who have lost all control

and we’re forced here to take that role

We’ve been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since 1987

Join us, be our friend

or just be stuck and defend

after all you only got

Chorus: x2

Five Nights at Freddy’s

Is this where you want to be

I just don’t get it

Why do you want to stay

Verse 2:

We’re really quite surprised

We get to see you another night

You should have looked for another job

you should have said to this place good-bye

It’s like there’s so much more

Maybe you’ve been in this place before

We remember a face like yours

You seem acquainted with those doors

-Pre-Chorus

-Chorus 

Purring
Meatball
Purring Meatball
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hotdogwaltz:

They say that the sound of a cat’s purr is scientifically proven to relieve stress.  So here is a minute of my cat Meatball purring. It borders between adorable and terrifying.

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

thesassyjessy:

Cr1TiKaL jump scare reactions.

Cr1TiKaL is on a whole different plane of existence.

221cbakerstreet:

CUTE SMALL PIRATE CAT FRIEND

sin-kiske:

His hair has had some changes. I like his VastEdge hair the most, but they all look good on him anyways.

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His Overture and Xrd hair are basically around the same style…except his hair is a bit longer in Xrd, which I mean is completely logical as time passed. It’s like it’s the VastEdge hair but spiked up. I love both the VastEdge and Xrd hair…because the VastEdge hair is cute and the Xrd hair reminds me of a yellow chicken.

imasupermuteant:

roahnari:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

an ancient and terrible curse.

Oglaf makes my fucking life better.

No but it is so so important that you know what happens next:

"I gave so much to someone who never appreciated it."
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